The Thirteenth Throne

IGOR'S DIARY

DEAR DIARY,

IGOR HAD GREAT TIME WITH FRIENDS TODAY. I MEET NEW FRIEND FROM THE ORDER OF SOMETHING. HE’S LIKE A BOUNTY HUNTER FOR CHURCH. HE TRY TO TALK ME INTO HIS CULT BUT I DECLINED. FRIEND WHO KILL KING’S DAUGHTER COME WITH US TOO. FRIEND FROM ACADEMY JOINED LATER.

KOMMANDANT GIVE US 4 JOBS. SHE IS NICE LADY! WE TRACK DOWN SOURCE OF BAD MEATS FROM GROUP OF DESERTERS. LIAM SAYS IT’S HOOMAN MEAT! WE BEAT UP SOME OF THEM PERSUADED THEM TO TELL US WHERE THE MEAT COMES FROM. LEADER OF THE DESERTERS IS SMITTEN WITH A RICH LADY FROM THE ARKONA FAMILY. SAYS IT COMES FROM THERE. WE WILL INVESTIGATE THE ARKONA FAMILY LATER.

WE ALSO TRACK DOWN TRICKY LADY RUNNING FROM THE LAW. TRINA? TRYNIA? SHE PAINT GOOD! PERHAPS NOT A MURDERER AFTER ALL. KING FELL SICK OVER TIMESOMETHING FUNNY IN THE TEA SHE WAS TOLD TO SERVE HIM. WE CLEAR HER NAME AND RETURN HER TO KOMMANDANT. I WAS CHASED BY BEES BUT THEY WERE NO MATCH FOR IGOR.

AFTERWARDS WE MEET FUNNY TALKING MAN FROM THE SOUTH. KOMMANDANT TELLS US WE NEED TO PUT DIRT ON HIM. KOMMANDANT IS STRANGE BUT SHE PAY WELL SO I DO NOT ASK QUESTION.

FOURTH JOB IS VOODOO MAGICK OR SOMETHING. IGOR FORGETS.

-IGOR

Comments

I appreciate that Igor speaks in the third person sometimes. :)

IGOR'S DIARY
JetWong afterly

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